GrayedSilence’s Energy Drinks

Description

Survival is exhausting. That’s why we’re converting pure sugar into highly-caffeinated, chemically-flavored Mega Crush drinks! Get the water, food, and massive stamina boost you need to run, mine, or just flail wildly at the next horde. Taste the end of the world in flavors like Lemon Lime and Plum Raspberry! The apocalypse is no excuse for a flat beverage. Turn your candy into glorious, stat-boosting Mega Crush drinks! They give you water, food, buffs, and a sugar high high enough to forget you haven’t showered in a week. Try the six new flavors—it’s a “limited time” offer that’s now mandatory until the heat death of the universe.

This Six pack includes:

• Stealth Surge: Sneak in and out of the shadows with this blueberry-flavored Mega Crush. You’ll be so quiet, even the zombies will wonder where that rustling noise came from. (+50% sneak damage for 5 min.)
• Safe Cracker: Wrench, Ratchet, and Impact Drivers burning a hole in your pocket? This plum-flavored Mega Crush gives you a sudden, unexplained urge to hoard mechanical parts. Profits, baby! (More loot from electrical/mechanical stuff for 5 min.)
• Shockingly Sweet: Baton in your hands not shocky enough? With this Lemon Raspberry flavor, you can make the entire area around you slightly less safe. Now that’s electrifying! (Shock Radius 1.2m for 5 min.)
• Splatter Proof: POI too high and not wanting to travel all the way back down? This Lemon Lime flavored drink will grant you the power of sheer, panicked denial. Gravity is just a suggestion. (-100% fall damage for 5 min.)
• Miner Sixty-Niner: Love being down in a hole all day? With this Blueberry Lime flavor, you’ll feel an immediate, primal connection to the earth and all its minerals. Dig until the sun explodes.
• Bone Breaker: Are those hands rated E for Everyone? With this Plum Raspberry flavor, you can immediately improve that rating to PG-13. Punch harder. Punch everything. (+50% Melee Damage for 5 min.)

This whole sugar-delivery system is compatible for both servers and clients (yes, icons are required). Currently, there are six flavors to chase, but more are coming! Don’t feel like crafting? You can also loot these mythical beverages anywhere regular Mega Crush spawns.